Friday, 6 January 2017

Sympathetic Mother

After a long drive home in the wind and rain I checked my phone to see this message from Beautiful B in relation to an engineer visit for her broken fire in the lounge:  

'Someone's been round to look at my fire. He pulled it out an there was a pigeon skeleton in it!!!!!! A pigeon skeleton!!!!!! In my house. Behind my fire. The poor thing has obviously fallen down the chimney and then got stuff and died. And now it's remains are in my house. I feel sick.'

I texted back: 'Was it well done?'

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