My eyes are tired, a perfect start to a days work and all completely self inflicted.
After a busy Saturday with mum-in-law weekly food shopping, cleaning, paying bills, collecting parcels, having the tumble dryer fixed I set about cooking dinner as some of our best friends Rachel and her hubby were coming round for tea and a good old catch-up, our first since Christmas.
Hubby, as usual, took himself off for an afternoon snooze as weekend nights are very late ones watching all manner of sport. So I set about assembling all ingredients for the meal, a simple but tasty fare of Shepherds Pie. Potatoes? Check. Cheese? Check. Shepherds Pie Sauce? Check. Oh come on! You have read this blog long enough, you know by now I don't have the culinary skills to make it from scratch! Mince? Erm, sort of!
On arriving home from the food shopping trip this morning Hubby casually mentioned that if the Tumble Dryer repair bill was going to be more than £100 then he was going to say thanks but no thanks and buy a new one. What?! That makes perfect sense now doesn't it? Buy a new dryer for twice as much as the repair.
Of course, Hubby was not convinced that dryers were that expensive so I set about googling the nearest electrical store to prove him wrong. Which I did but that is by the by. Considering it more important to discover the price of a replacement tumble dryer I asked Hubby to put the frozen food shopping away. Which he did, all the while telling me that although it would be more expensive, 'obviously', the current dryer would only break again should it be replaced.
Yes, Hubby is an expert in tumble dryer DIY which is amazing considering he almost chopped the top of his thumb off removing a cable tie from around an electrical cable. Anyhoo, as Hubby's brain was split between two tasks, none of which were related to sport, he wasn't really concentrating on what he was doing with his hands and put all of the chilled and frozen food in the freezer including, you guessed it, the mince.
Having left it late in the day to make the dinner wanting to serve it fresh from the oven I was a little frazzled and went upstairs to talk to Hubby.
Me: Hubby, will do you me a favour and nip out and get some mince?
Hubby: We have mince.
Me: Yes, I know we have mince but I cannot use it.
Hubby: Why not?
Me: You put it in the freezer.
Pause while Hubby's brain gets into gear.
Hubby: Oh shit, I put it in the freezer when I was talking to you about the dryer.
So Hubby disappeared to the shop during which time I nipped upstairs for a shower (having left that until the last minute too). Just about to get out of the shower and cue barking. Not just any barking, the symphony of dog barking that tells me that someone is at the front door and isn't taking no answer for an answer.
So I am legging it downstairs after skidding along the wooden floor in the bathroom with wet feet doing my best impression of Tod Carty in Dancing on Ice because the rugs were in the wash. I dripped all the way down the stairs to find out Hubby had locked himself out in the rain. No mince at the butchers.
My choice then? To get dressed and go to the supermarket because Hubby doesn't feel the need to learn to drive and so cannot help me out in that area or order in.
Consdering that Rachel and her hubby were arriving in less than an hour I knew I didn't have time to shop, get home, cook tea and try and have a meaningful conversation with our guests from in front of the stove so we ordered in.
Do I feel guilty that the dinner cost us over 3 times what the Shepherds Pie would have done? Hell no, it wasn't my fault unless we consider the need to either supervise Hubby and/or start to prepare meals earlier than the last minute.
So that was Saturday's fun and games.
Sunday was a christening as one of Hubby's snooker buddies was christening his two beautiful children. After watching the daughter, who is 3, drink Froot Shoots, cake with lots of frosting and much her way through whole handfuls of Wotsits I can only imagine her crash later in the day bless her.
We had a peaceful late afternoon and evening catching up on sport and the sky planner. I decided to do a little bit of cross-stitch...which is never a little bit.....which leads to me watching programme after programme as I don't get tired....which leads to late nights....or early mornings....as in 2am......as in the reason my eyes are tired.....as in self-inflicted.
Awake at 5.30 to do a full day of work and the cinema tonight to watch The Devil Inside. Yes, my crash will be late tonight. Tonight I will join our friends daughter in what it means to have too much of a good thing.
Happy Monday everyone!